You Might Be a Racquetball Player If…

You might be a racquetball player

If your car interior consists of a banana peel, two old racquetball gloves, three racquetballs of different colors on the floors, and three energy bar wrappers

you might be a racquetball player

If you played in a doubles tournament and your back looks like swiss cheese due to ball imprints

you might be a racquetball player

if you go off on an opponent you think took a double bounce but say nothing when someone cuts in front of you at the airport

you might be a racquetball player

If your life goes from the milking cow open to the us open and all opens in between

you might be a racquetball player

if your colleagues wonder why you never hit happy hour on Friday and accuse you of being anti-social but they do not understand you are playing tournaments!

you might be a racquetball player

If you hate early morning matches, refereeing, and slow racquetballs out of the case

you might be a racquetball player

If you belong to a club and the courts have tumbleweeds of dust on them and have not been cleaned since spring, but the fitness floor is immaculate

you might be a racquetball player

If you are an expert on all the pros who play but compete in the C division

you might be a racquetball player

If you also dabble in pickleball, squash, paddleball, and ping pong

you might be a racquetball player

If you have read this far you are definitely a racquetball player!

Have a great day!