With all due respect to Jeff Foxworthy–You might need of coaching if……..
1. You aim bottom board and hit the front wall ten feet high.
2. Your warmup time is twice as long as it takes an opponent to beat you two games.
3. Your mother picks someone else for her doubles partner.
4. Your coach takes back their logo’d shirt and asks you to wear a competitor’s shirt in tournament play.
5. Your sponsor calls and asks for their racquets back…Overnight!
6. After your last session, your sport psychologist informs you that they were so upset, they had to see their psychologist.
7. You hit a your power drive serve and everyone can read the label on the ball.
8. Your 8 and under no-bounce child has just beaten you…..and so has your grandparents.
9. You are sprinting on the track and your coach is using a calendar to time you.
10. Everyone begs the tournament director to play you in the first round of the tournament.
Okay these are so much fun….feel free to add more!