How to dump your doubles partner and get a better one. Here are 14 phrases and/or ideas. Some might sound familiar!!
1. I’m just not feeling it. It’s not you, it’s me.
2. I will never forget you, as you were my first right side player.
3. Have you ever though of playing with ________? They need a partner!
4. In all the courts and all the players in all the world why did you pick me?
5. I just feel like I’ve grown as a player and must move on.
6. I feel like I am stopping your growth as a player and I must move on.
7. Playing with you means never having to say I’m sorry!
8. I called for the shot. You did not. No need to cry. This is Goodbye!
9. Ghost them.
10. Inform them you are not playing doubles in the tournament, when they enter with another partner, that’s your opening to play the “Ooops I changed my mind with my new partner!” card.
11. Least used..tell them they are not that good and you need a better partner.
12. Even worse that 10-I don’t like you! Good bye!!
13. I think most used..We just don’t play well together.
14. #12 translated-I don’t like you! Good bye!!
Now I know somebody out there has some good ones! Fire Away!